This interview was conducted over some playdoh and then some chocolate milk in a Spongebob cup. The subject of this interview is a lovely young lady named Liberty Temple. AKA: Libbie, Libs, Libster, Squeaky, Booger, Boo, Applehead, Sis, or The Libmonster.
What does Mommy do for her job?
Works on the computer.
What does Mommy work on on the computer?
Do you know what Mommy is called for her job?
What does Daddy do for his job?
He goes to the Farm.
What does daddy do when he gets home from the Farm?
He snores. Daddy's snore.
What's your favorite song?
I don't know. Max & Ruby.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A Cooker. Only a teapot.
Do you have a pet?
You don't have a pet?
What about Butterscotch?
She's not my pet, she's the cat.
What is your favorite movie?
Max & Ruby.
Do you like Max & Ruby?
I don't believe you.
I really do.
If you had a brother what would his name be?
But your brother can't be named Daddy.
I want it to.
(NO, I AM NOT PREGNANT.)
What's your favorite thing to do outside?
Kickball with Mommy!
What's your favorite thing to do inside?
To play toys with Mommy!
Is Mommy your best friend?
Yes, I want Mommy to stay with me. (?)
I'm not leaving anytime soon.
Do you have a friend named Lenny? (This is Liberty's imaginary friend)
No, He died.
How did he die?
(Shrugs her shoulders)
Are you going to get married someday?
Do you like boys?
Yes, I like Jake & Griff. (Her cousins)
Are you going to be a photographer like Mommy someday?
No, MOM. I'm going to be a teapot.